Doomsday Predictions
The end is nigh! The sun has been blighted and the Aztec calendar has ended! All of the eight prophesies […]
The end is nigh! The sun has been blighted and the Aztec calendar has ended! All of the eight prophesies […]
Since the dawn of Humankind, we have had a proud tradition of Hunting and Gathering. While some still cling to […]
The exchange of money for goods and services is the cornerstone of civilization. Goods have value, and money has value; […]
Humanity has a natural inclination toward gossip. It’s an instinctive need that we’re constantly up to date on what’s happening. […]
Water is the element of Life. The origins of life on earth may be enshrouded in mystery, but that it […]
Since the dawn of Humankind, we have looked to the heavens for answers. The sun has always been our clock, […]
Life on Earth has evolved in a heartless, gladiatorial gauntlet of Survival of the Fittest. The eventual apex Champion of […]
This President’s Day, America comes together to celebrate – like every holiday – the things that matter most to our […]
The Plant Kingdom and the Animal Kingdom have always lived in a delicate, symbiotic peace. The animals kindly exhale carbon […]
Humanity is a duality. ‘Humanity’ is defined by us, our species, humans, the animal that rose above all other beasts […]
How privileged we have become, to love the snow. The pretty, white blanket has become a plaything to draw angels […]
As the long arc of the universe slowly degrades toward entropy, so too is the path of our humanly bodies […]
The passage of time is marked by ritual. Birthdays are counted with tiny candles, Rush week is passed by getting […]
Christmastime is upon us. It is the season of giving. We may share with our friends and family a token […]
Humanity has very practically divided time into seconds and minutes and hours; but the gods have divided time into seasons. […]
The trajectory of human commerce is a beautiful rainbow of collaboration. The unseemly origins of bartering melted away as we […]
The long arc of Human history is divided into grandiose epochs that are defined by certain monumental discoveries. Ten-thousand years […]
In the course of its history, humankind has diversified itself into a vast array of unique cultures. One of the […]
Humanity has shaped the world around us to suit our needs. We have conquered all our discomforts. Our predators are […]
Autumn is here. The thermostat dips lower by the day. Sunlight slips through the bare branches of the trees before […]
Theatre has been part of the Human experience since the dawn of creation. Before the first hieroglyph was ever etched, […]
One of the most complex systems that humankind has created is Commerce. From our ancient origins of fighting to the […]
The Game of Life is a nuanced, open-world role-playing game that everybody gets to play once. While some stats are […]
Santorini is a beautiful island off the coast of Greece. A collapsed volcano has left a striking, sheer cliff rising […]
Humankind has always taken to the sea. We are addicted to exploration, to discovery, to peeking over the horizon and […]
Humankind is a herd animal. We gather. Like lemmings to a cliff, we follow where the herd goes. We gather […]
From humanity’s origins in Africa, it took around 100,000 years to spread across the globe. The pace of that journey […]
The Twenty-First Century is a wondrous time to exist. Humanity now enjoys an age where we can safely see the […]
Humanity has plunged into the Cyber Age at terminal velocity. Everything must move at the speed of light. High-speed internet, […]
Grumble Goat is off this week! So Mat has commandeered the feed to bring you a preview of his fantasy-adventure […]
A picture says a thousand words. But those words are silent, and they are in your head, and it’s really […]
Machines require lubrication. The clockwork motion of gears and levers grinds to a halt without the grease. Proper lubrication is […]
Humankind matured into a collective during the last Ice Age. The frigid Earth was an inhospitable place for our furless […]
The 21st Century is a fast-paced, bustling cacophony of technologically enhanced productivity. Computers, cell phones, and Artificial Intelligence have turned […]
In the vast, empty blackness of the Universe, there is one frail, tiny pebble bobbing along on the gravitational waves […]
Veronique is off this week! So Mat has commandeered the feed to bring you a preview of his fantasy-adventure novel, […]
The Human Body is the perfect biological machine. With over a million years of R&D, this high precision work of […]
Humanity is experiencing a Technological Age heretofore unimaginable to the amoebas that began life on Earth. Unfortunately, it is happening […]
The Human Brain is an incredibly complex biological supercomputer. It has sysadmin privileges over every other organic function in the […]
We are living in the Digital Age. It is an era of Renaissance and upheaval. The old, analog ways are […]
While there are a handful of advantages Humankind can claim over the rest of the beasts of the Earth, it […]
Humanity has evolved well beyond the limitations of our animal origins. Our structures of steel and glass practically scrape the […]
The Meaning of Life is remarkably simple, cherish the people that are close to you. Unfortunately, ‘Close,’ in this instance, […]
As the year draws to an end, the world celebrates. A cornucopia of feasts and festivals replace the dwindling sunlight. […]
One of the many joyous traditions practiced in this Holiday Season is the exchanging of gifts. Gifts, ultimately, are just […]
The holiday season is the crashing climax that reverberates through the end of the year. Every holiday is another rite […]
The Harvest is the most important time of the year. Though most of our farming has been given to the […]
Humankind is a herd animal. We function best in groups. Thus, by instinct, we crave human connections. ‘Feeling’ may be […]
Humankind’s main advantage is our intelligence. We have conquered the Earth and unlocked the secret Physical Laws of the universe. […]
There is a savage side to the human race. There is a carnal obsession forged inside of us that overwhelms […]
The night is dark and full of terrors. A creaky floorboard in the middle of the night is enough to […]
Life on our planet is divided into two Kingdoms: Plants and Animals. Basic, simple, and fundamental. In much the same […]
Bonus Content! Grumbles happen in the moment. Once the engines of Grumbling have revved up, it’s hard to maintain a […]
The human body is the ultimate machine. Able to perform any number of tasks, move on its own, and think […]
Despite our advanced digital civilization, Humankind are still organic, natural beasts. We must eat and breathe, we must cut our […]
Humankind’s domination of the planet has created a population explosion. Unfortunately, the Earth only possesses limited resources. There’s a finite […]
The world is a messy place. Earth is a chaotic, teeming, moist stew of life, death, decay, and El Ninos. […]
As humankind developed, our ancestors decided that different grunts could have different meanings. From language’s humble beginnings, it did not […]
Behold! The future is now! Long has humankind dreamed of an age where labor could be performed by automaton. Fields […]
Eons ago, somewhere along our long evolutionary line, a creature had sense enough to get out of the ocean. The […]
Life is driven by rhythm. There are heartbeats, breaths, and circadian rhythms. And so, collectively, society has rhythms. Like an […]
The new term for ‘Mainstream Popularity,’ is ‘Going Viral.’ The national attention used to be captured by iconic trends that […]
At some point along the evolutionary timeline, some creature had sense enough to get out of the water. A quick […]
If all the world is a stage, then it must be the abandoned studio floor of Whose Line is it […]
Guest Grumbler: Christina Germaine Evolution may have created the intelligent mind and sinuous body that is humankind, but humankind has […]
The Digital Age has led to an explosion of photography. Since we all have our phones in our hand twenty-four […]
Food is life. Food is the very foundation of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. Humans need food multiple times every single […]
In our fleeting mortality, humans have long dreamed of capturing a moment in time. The long, arduous evolution from cave-paintings […]
Civilization is nothing more than a collection of stories. The encyclopedia is the running catalogue of tales that make up […]
After names, the most fundamental identity we have is age. Any news article, wanted poster, or Bumble match lists that […]
Back by popular demand! Veronique wants to share her favorite episode this week! In honor of Guest Grumbler, Spencer’s birthday, […]
Since the advent of cave-painting, humankind has developed a taste for a well-kept home. From the chimney sweep to Marie […]
From the ancient days of humankind, we have captured the beauty of the world in the form of painting. From […]
Back by popular demand! Veronique wants to share her favorite episode this week! Winner of the G.O.A.T. Award for Best […]
No animal has mastered the use of sound like Humankind has. We invented language. We invented music. We didn’t invent […]
There are few things as universally reviled in this world as the repugnant idea of taxes. The image of the […]
Guest grumbler: Mike Figs! Humanity currently holds the deed to the Earth. The dinosaurs once held this privilege, which they […]
Welcome to the first annual G.O.A.T. Awards! Awards season is upon us, and just like the Hollywood elite, the content […]
Humankind is set apart from the rest of the Kingdom of Animals. For instance, our thumbs are backward. But the […]
The end is nigh. The Fourth Horseman, Conquest, has just reared his head in Russia, joining his brothers Pestilence, Famine, […]
Since time immemorial, humanity has looked to its elders for sage wisdom. Crows feet carry more respect than an Ivy […]
A home is a sacred concept. A healthy mind requires a safe haven that we can call our own. The […]
The digital age has changed the way humankind interacts with the world. The sun is a convenient light source, but […]
Ownership is something that humankind takes very seriously. For real estate we have deeds. For vehicles we have titles. For […]
Of the many types of conflict humanity faces, the supreme first-world conflict of the modern age is Man vs. Boredom. […]
In ages past, on a cold and drizzly night, weary travelers might have boarded their horses and themselves at a […]
Humanity has always longed to peek into the future. Soothsayers and shamans have long bilked the laymen with promises of […]
Back by popular demand! Veronique wants to share her favorite episode this week! From last Winter: The Winter Solstice approacheth. […]
Guest grumbler: Gaby Labotka Any cuisinier would tell you that the most crucial aspect of any dish is proper pairing. […]
Guest Grumbler: Kevin Paley In the post pandemic world we are experiencing worker shortages, soaring gas prices, and supply chain […]
Guest Grumbler: Darius Anthony Robinson Society relies on ritual. Like putting a pine tree in our homes at the start […]
There is much in our world to be grateful for. Air travel, edible underwear, or online quizzes to tell us […]
Back by popular demand! Veronique wants to share her favorite episode this week! From last Autumn: All Hallow’s Eve is […]
It is the age of technology. Civilians have the ability to joyride into space. Warfare has evolved into isolated strikes […]
The days are growing shorter. The darkness encroaches as the weather grows chill. The veil to the nether seems more […]
Earth is more than a rock. Gaia, or Mother Nature, has gifted us with bountiful energy. The ocean currents rage […]
Civilizations develop around commerce. Communities begin with trade and bartering; but a city, a capital, a metropolis hatches from a […]
Guest Grumbler: Emeka Nwafor Trading goods and services is a natural part of life. Crows and cats pay for food […]
In our long history, humans have created many companions: Tamagotchi, Roomba, Zune, Shake Weight… but no artificial companion will ever […]
Guest grumbler: Molly Densmore The dawn of civilization – the moment humanity ascended above all other animals as the one […]
Life relies on certain elemental replenishments. There is Oxygen – tasteless, odorless, monotonous air. There is water – which we’ve […]
Guest grumbler: Mary Elise Jones One of the most primal and eternal conflicts in the universe is the everlasting battle […]
The automobile has revolutionized human civilization in countless ways: drive-ins, drive-throughs, drive-ways, parking garages, walk-signals, etc. Cars far outnumber humans […]
Guest grumbler: Patricia McCarthy Through the long eons of life on this planet, evolution has sculpted the most efficient, perfect […]
Guest Grumbler: Corey Thompson Previous to the internet age, information sharing across the globe was logistically improbably. Ergo, as civilizations […]
The billions of cells that make up our bodies all require oxygen. Evolution has provided a streamlined solution to this […]
The internet has reversed the erstwhile stream of entertainment. Content used to flow down to the masses from elite studios; […]
The universe is a vast, empty vacuum of nothingness, dotted here and there with noxious gasses and dead rocks. Earth, […]
Our lives are often based on routine. Easily, we slip into the schedule of work and sleep. But enrichment comes […]
The modern world that we’ve created is driven by algorithms. Every human is numbered at birth, every car has a […]
In the vast expanse of the universe, Life is seemingly unique to Earth. When we discover new planets, the very […]
As the universe erodes into entropy, humankind instinctively tantrums against nature’s inevitable transition into chaos. We like order. Whether it’s […]
Guest Grumbler: Michael Giansiracusa “Never has the world been more divided. Every single person is always at peak rage. The […]
Guest grumbler: Hannah Karpenko In mankind’s eternal quest to bring light into the darkness, we have unlocked maddening varieties of […]
Guest Grumbler: Allyson Boate Since the dawn of civilization, humanity has stared toward the heavens, calculating the movement of the […]
In a world – still reeling from the echoes of accusations of a rigged election – a shady entity of […]
Humankind was not meant to toil away in a daily grind. We are a social animal, and while work is […]
Guest Grumbler: Kim Gant Our hair is precious. It’s our personality. It’s our identity. Every single day we fix our […]
It is the dawn of a new existential era for humankind. Technology heretofore existed to assist human tasks. Machines now […]
Guest grumbler: Bill Janisse Humankind is a social animal. From gathering around a fire to grandiose ballroom cotillions, socializing is […]
Guest Grumbler: Rocio Mendez Nightclothes come in a multitude of genres. As a child, pajamas are a comfy cosplay of […]
There is no question on the linguistic abuses of the English language. The labyrinthian guidelines and the chaotic use of […]
America’s most ostentatious contribution to the art of sport; the gridiron of goliaths in our modern day coliseums that fight […]
Guest grumbler: Spencer Hadel Generosity sometimes seems like a dwindling trait. The fast-paced, cynical world we inhabit would scoff off […]
A properly set table requires a daunting amount of silverware. Each tool in its proper place has a specific function […]
There was a plague in this city before the Corona Virus. A biblical-sized plague with an infection rate of one-hundred […]
Traditionally, transactions at stores and restaurants involve nothing more than communicating with a store representative. That employee then handles all […]
Picture the American dream of the open road, the rugged outdoorsman traverses the high-desert of the wild west. The dawning […]
Guest Grumbler: Danae Ervin Peanut butter is a classic staple of American food stuffs. It is, to most of us, […]
As with the blind optimism of an impromptu, liquor-fueled, Las Vegas wedding, New Years Eve is a time to blurt […]
Like sand through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives… typically. But the days of 2020 were a […]
Guest Grumbler: Jonathan Zapata Some people argue that the modern consumer is too detached from food production, but what about […]
Humanity, in its diversity, has created a vast menu of limitless cuisine. The intricacies of delicacies are as numerous and […]
The Winter Solstice approacheth. While the days grow shorter, we begin preparations for a long winter with everybody’s favorite, age-old, […]
Doors have always captivated the human imagination. Portals to undiscovered locations, thresholds that block nefarious faeries, secret hideouts with secret […]
All Hallow’s Eve is upon us. The darkness creeps in earlier and earlier. The trees have shed their leaves, leaving […]
Guest Grumbler: Virginia Rupert Some might wear their hearts on their sleeve, but all of us cover our unmentionable bits […]
Cigarettes are cool..? All of our 70’s era heroes smoked. You what’s not cool? Safety gear. James Bond drinks martinis […]
No longer are we beholden to the cow for milk. We have weened ourselves from the udder addiction and replaced […]