At some point along the evolutionary timeline, some creature had sense enough to get out of the water. A quick dip is fun, but living the soggy lifestyle of blobfish isn’t for everyone. Humanity prefers the dry life. An occasional can of corn syrup mixed into carbonated water is all we need of that annoying liquid. Then the summer heat evaporates that oozing wetness like a soggy blanket. Suddenly there’s moisture everywhere. My skin is wet, my lungs are wet, my sweat is wet, my towel is wet. How do you dry off when the air is filled with water? Stew with Mat and Veronique as we hum the seasonal dirge, it’s not so much the heat, it’s the Humidity.
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