Humankind is a product of nature, and thus we are beholden to nature. Despite living in a world of caller-ID and screening-calls, when Nature calls we must answer. And that answer happens the same, every time. We use the toilet; a toilet that is has a pretty universally recognized shape and function. Everybody uses this apparatus multiple times a day, and so we must all be exceptionally well-versed in the operation of these simple artifices. But then why are they always labeled with warnings and remonstrations? Who keeps breaking the toilets? Hop a squat with Mat and Veronique as we struggle to decide what to flush down the toilet in loo of That Bathroom Sign!

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1 comment

  1. Comment by Vadim Marcovallo-

    Vadim Marcovallo- February 11, 2026 at 2:36 am

    Hey, remember the French? They chose not to put ANY bathrooms in Versailles.
    Guess what people did?

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